

There are two hard problems in computer programming:
- Cache invalidation
- Naming things
- Off-by-one errors
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


There are two hard problems in computer programming:


I think you’re really asking who is to blame. And I’m not so sure that’s the same question, or even a useful question.


They are responsible for their situation and they are victims of circumstance. These are not mutually exclusive.


i am truley sorry for your lots


“Mr. T ate my balls”


The best way to make money in Las Vegas is to sell light bulbs.
When in doubt, shut up.


they routinely demonize conservative women who refuse to conform to the molds that the left tries to force us into
The lack of self-awareness is truly astonishing.


Your neighbor’s open wifi.


Generally, a preliminary injunction will be called for if the action is harmful and irreversible, if delaying it while the question is resolved wouldn’t cause significant problems for the party being sued, and if the requesting party is likely to win the lawsuit anyway.


“Did you get all that?”
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When I googled that was the list I got, but I know that California, at least, still has in-person voting too.
California has “universal mail-in voting”, not “mail-only”. Meaning every voter is eligible to vote by mail, not that in-person voting is unavailable.


What states are “by mail only”?


The lunch arrangements will vary greatly by age/grade level. A high school is more likely to have the canteen style while an elementary school is more likely to have the cafeteria style. In either case, bringing a lunch from home is also reasonably common.


Maybe Sean Spicer will take the job back? Someone check the bushes.


“[…] the14th Amendment was passed exclusively in the aftermath of the Civil War, so that to ensure that the children of slaves would be citizens. It had no other meaning and purpose outside of that, and that’s been clear, obviously, since the day that it was passed.”
If that’s his attitude towards #14, how does he feel about #2?


Guys. Guys. I’ve got it. This is poetry.


Sure. Whether or not its constitutional, etc. is really beside the point. Any official challenge to the governor’s declaration would necessarily involve demonstrating that McConnell is alive and well (or not). In either outcome, the question of the governor’s authority would be moot.
Sending my pots and thrayers 👏
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