“mmhmm.”
“Patrolling [NAME OF WHERE THE GAME TAKES PLACE] almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
“Did you get all that?”
Yes
No <
Hornswoop me bungo pony.
You keep treating this like some kind of game… do you know something the rest of us don’t?
Mornin’. Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Hua ha.
There it is.
This would be the only option.
Did you know? You can change your gender at any time by going to the OPTIONS MENU. Normally it’s a lot of work!
Oh now you have me worrying whether game devs are going to start disabling gender switching after character creation.
“Get out of here, Stalker! Release the Epstein Files!”
I am an NPC in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Shadow of Chornobyl (2026 Remaster – (All we did in the remaster was fix the bugs, it is the same game you know and love except for this one NPC now reminds you of the Epstein class criminals!))
Interacting with you unlocks Epstein island at the wish granter, which teleports you into a prison cell with a broken camera and a security guard with a gun
The full text of the AGPL with no line breaks.
“The GNU Affero General Public License is a free, copyleft license for software and other kinds of works, specifically designed to ensure cooperation with the community in the case of network server software…”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
I like to imagine myself standing by the main road, away from any important game stuff, but somewhere the player must pass through to get to the game stuff. And I’m just screaming at the top of my lungs. No reason, and it’s never even addressed; it’s just something the game implemented to annoy the player character.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
It’s not often I get to relevantly reference Uncyclopedia. Joyous day!
LOL
“Hey! Fuck-face!”
“I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.”
“I’ve got plenty of things to say!”
