The wrong fucking 80 year old AGAIN!
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kiki (stock photo of scythe)
First an 80 year old celebrity… Dammit not Dolly Parton Ok fine, a well known 80 year old who is in home alone 2 at the plaza hotel… dammit, not Tim curry… Another 80 year old who was in home alone 2 at the plaza hotel maybe?
They can take Rob Schneider.
The dude’s so lucky that Adam Sandler likes to maintain an entourage of pseudo-talent. In any other universe he would’ve been working an endless string of dead-end jobs the moment he left SNL.
Third time lucky!
What I told my wife fucking Death is not doing well with that claw machine. Goddammit get it right!
Tim Curry, Star. I don’t know where I saw it but my favorite quote about him:
“Tim Curry was in a lot of one star films but he was the reason those films had that star.”
he was pretty fantastic and epically creepy in Lexx
Lexx
holy shit, i haven’t heard/thought about that show in over 20 years!
you just reminded me of a period in my life where i was entering puberty and living off a steady diet of zev bellringer and seven of nine… before we had access to internet boobs.
It was such a weird show. I’m afraid to rewatch it
I have it downloaded, but I also have a 13 year old kid, there’s so much random weird sexual shit that I know they’d walk in at the worst possible scenes.
I see you aren’t trained in the art of the ‘boss key’, which minimizes the current app.
Eva Habermann did in fact have one scene in the whole show where she was tits out. Of course, that scene occurred in Stanley’s dream.
He was also pretty fantastic and epically creepy in Earth 2
RIP to an absolute legend.
ALL THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS ARE DYING.
They die in threes, so there’s still hope. 🤞🏽
May the third be an orange turd.
It unfortunately struck the wrong person again, RIP Peter Cullen
RIP to the absolute fucking GOAT. Didn’t matter if the movie sucked. He was good every. single. time.
Movie didn’t suck and it was a fever dream.
His scenes in Legend are the only watchable parts.
The scene with Robert Picardo is good because he steals the scene in everything he’s in.
OH yeah Meg Mucklebones.
So say we all!
Ok Death has become incompetent at its job. Due to death wrongly taking the good people and not the bad. I nominate death to be fired and replaced. Can I get a second Aye!
Aye! Replace him woth Luigi.
Motion to make Luigi the angel of death granted. All in favor?
Aye
Aye!
Show me a molecule of human, or an atom of water. Yet you act as if these “humans” exist, as if you need “water” to survive.
Okay…hear me out on this.
What if…every time the grim reaper comes for Donald Trump, he bribes him into taking a different Home Alone 2 Co-star until none are left.
Then death is as corrupt as Trump and needs fired
It all ends with Death being appointed to the Supreme Court.
Lol like in Kung Fury when ghost cobra tells him he’s dead and he’s like Nope, ima have to arrest you for obstruction of justice.
I don’t remember Dolly Parton being in Home Alone 2, though.
Catherine O’Hara.
- Catherine O’Hara: died January 2026
- Brenda Fricker: died July 2026
- Tim Curry: died August 2026
Crosses fingers
Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin:
I’d be more worried about Joe Pesci.
John Heard too. But that was all the way in 2017. Might have been Trump’s first exchange.
Tim was
Wonder with these deaths of other 80 year olds if the reality of how own mortality is hitting Trump
August 25th, 2026 took more than its fair share, honestly.
Damn.
what you are asking for, is not going to turn out how you think it will. the only way americans are going to get their government back is an insurrection
Losing the charismatic cult leader will be a decent start
Yeah but perhaps the rest of us countries get a breather, like a trade war with Canada. What the fuck did we do?
Mean I agree they need a political enema, which I think we said the same thing.
He’s gone to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.
SPAYCE!
It’s sad but he’s been in pretty bad health for a while now so it’s not exactly surprising.
SPACE!!!
SMASHING!
ROCKY!!
BULLWINKLE!
They say death comes in threes, fingers crossed.
Monkey paw curls…
No stop! Tries to straighten the fingers out
guards Ian McKellen
Its… alright.
He’s already transcended time and space.
Gone now in body, always with us in spirit.
Rest well, Sweet Transvestite.
