I can also promise you that at the end of this, I will have a yacht and bunker, and you will probably have impostor syndrome.

Fair deal eh?

If one is said to ‘wax lyrical’, would this not carry forward to ‘wane gibbous’, meaning to gibber as an ape?

Here’s an attempt at another one.

If you have a short sentence that tells a tale, but has been through a few rounds of ‘telephone’…

… perhaps what you have is a quip of Theseus.

RIP, random battlestation, you served the prime directive:

For a gamer to game, they must actually be alive, above all else.

o7

May Theseus grant you new life.