#NotTheOnion lmfao
Imagine
Jeopardy!in about 20 years.“This FBI director lost a lawsuit against a man who called him a ‘googly-eyed’ chud.”
I wonder if people will be too embarrassed by this era to be able to answer, “Who is Kash Patel?” We they be able to admit this doofus was given such power?
I’m no legal beagle but I think this means he’s legally got to change his name now. 👩⚖️
Truth is a defense against, uh, whatever he got sued for
Lordy, this is good - someone call the burn unit to rescue Patel:
Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” he wrote in another post.
This was Patel’s doing and now he’ll be remembered on the legal docket for this - to say nothing about his continuous humiliation in social networking platforms and the media.
EDIT: I forgot to end this comment by pointing out that FBI Director Patel is a googly-eyed Kremlin Bitch.
I particularly liked that he didn’t call him a “googly eyed kremlin bitch” until a response to the courts from a Nevada ruling in Patels favor for $250k against the guy, as he seemed to dismiss that ruling because the journalist had no ties with Nevada.
The judge took one look at little Kash and dismissed the suit.
“Your honor…look at him.”
“You can tell by the way he is!”
“As our first witness we call Kash Patel’s face.”
Gestures towards chud’s face.
We got all this…like…evidence that this guy didn’t even pay his hospital bill.
Between this one, Vance, Kirk & Shapiro I have no idea what size anybody’s facial features are anymore.
Weird head and facial shapes always makes me think of the Hapsburgs and inbreeding.
AAA i clicked it by mistake I swear crab god it was a mistake
TIHI
#scarred4lyfe
Do yourself a favor and click the article to see the picture at the top, it’s funny
For those allergic to website cancer:
Dude if he gets an Honorable in front of his name we all get to be Popes if we want
If you didn’t know who he was, you’d assume it was some SNL skit.
Oh Jesus. Did our reality get mixed with a reality that carries on like a SNL skit? Are all of our current problems, problems that would be funny in a skit, but not in our reality?
Oh fuck. It makes sense now. It’s why Trump and everyone who follows him seems to be unrealistically corny and stupid. To stupid to function, but somehow has total power? SNL reality has melded with our reality.
I mean, SNL has had quite a few “skits” in which they literally just reread the transcripts. Famous example would be Matt Damon’s reprisal of Coach Kavanaugh’s senate confirmation rant
god.dammit.
Following President Donald Trump’s lead, Patel has filed six defamation lawsuits against journalists in just seven years. Patel recently filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic for reporting on his excessive drinking at work.
More to come!
The whole article is even better. There’s so many more creative insults in there
When discovery is just more creative insults the plaintiff hasn’t yet been called
You can’t fool me. I can tell from a mile away that’s a fake beard! 👌
LOL! Good. :D
Therefore he is legally a googly-eyed chud.
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