MinnesotaGoddam

yeah, only reason i can afford to live in this blue state is i can’t afford to live here. multigenerational home and shit, looking into a cheap RV so i can move out, go work for the parks department or some shit.

the ads’ whole purpose was to confuse people. hell i was confused what yes and no meant on that proposition, and i had ballotpedia and the voting guide open when i was marking my absentee.

“We want this child safety bill to protect our corporation from children please” is such a good look

Gift taxes

Remember that proposition about making gig workers employees? So they could get bennies? Yeah. That still sucks.

I don’t know about their business interests moving. A lot of them incorporate in Nevada and Delaware to get out of specific taxes social obligations.

My dude don’t blame that fuck on mental illness. Plenty of us crazies ain’t Nazis. Plenty of you “sane” folk are.

i mean, i can bow and scrape my way into free passes for the occasional thing (it’s usually in exchange for extraordinary services rendered years ago let’s be real), but don’t think for a second i want those flock fuckers in my country.

oh yeah. like, if the police in town have figured out who i am from my trike, there’s no way the ALPR hasn’t. that thing is fucking distinctive. and i wave hi to everyone (the ALPRs with one finger)

ground squirrels. we use the atf tag (it’s not mine, i don’t know what it’s called) machine gun to hunt ground squirrels. i mean you have to kill them for environmental regulation and agricultural control anyways, might as well have some fun.

you’re throwing a student trumpet at a bass saxophone player and saying “hey play this instead”. do you know how much a functional one of those costs? my instrument costs more.

None of what I’m saying is “pulling yourself up by the bootstrap"

what do you play? and at what level?

nope. they don’t take people with disabilities. nor do i take advice from people who start off dismissive.

free professional advice: SSA (Social Security Administration) to refer to the organization, SSI (Social Security Income) to refer to standard social security payments, SSDI (Social Security Disability Income) to refer to those ones.

yeah, we had to jump through some acronym hoops, but we don’t use SS. USSS to refer to United States Secret Service. No SS to refer to the Secret Service (it predates the nazi SS)

You’re intentionally limiting yourself to a single artistic outlet

thank you for the lecture, dude. you don’t know me nor how many albums i’ve published.

i would love to say but like, that would be doxxing myself. i used to think i was just good but i found a photo of myself on the equivalent of NASA (north american saxaphone alliance yes that is the real name) a month ago and it’s blowing my mind

thanks. the last time tech was my field was… 2006? i’m happy to keep it a hobby.

no like, i specialize in a specific instrument that costs more than a car. i have been finding a way, but i am sick of it i want my own instrument for the first time in like 50 years. going around begging every few years to find a place to play sucks.

we already have robot kebab. it is inevitable

yeah but are these steam powered? and do they produce kebab?

the turks have mastered engineering and they did it like 500 years ago. we will not top their triumph.

okay fine i can’t afford the instruments i want but that’s not my fault