Punch myself in the testicles. You’d be surprised how much this can distract you from an earworm.

… and companies will keep their prices high because, “That’s what people are willing to pay”.

No, it’s what people were extorted into paying. But … potato, potahtoe.

When will Trump ever be categorised as a vexatious litigant? Guy goes to lawyers more than he goes to the toilet.

3. Spirit, guts, or courage

Grit?

From the looks of that photo, even he’s saying, “Hooray!”

B-but … who will use his mouth to warm Trump’s nutsack now?

“Fancy going down to ‘Erik’s Cock’ tonight?”

Nothing quite like the twist of a good knob.

Vandals! Stealing the algae and water! Arrest them! 100 years in prison!

The mental pain doesn’t just go away, though.

Spending so much time going to medical appointments.

Spending so much time going to IN THE WAITING ROOM for medical appointments.

FTFY

It fucking hurts.

Seriously, every day there’s a new ache or pain. Things that never hurt when I was younger now hurt if I think about them wrong.

Body on Monday: “So we’re taking a step today, are we? Not without your ankle suddenly feeling like a knitting needle is being driven through it for the next week”.

Body on Tuesday: “Sneezed, huh? Enjoy the feeling of your lower trapezius muscles being ripped from your back!”

Body on Wednesday: “Did you turn your head slightly to glance over that way? Boy, you don’t like this neck, do you?!”

Body on Thursday: “Yeah, nothing fancy today. Just flaring up this old back injury, because you turned over in your sleep”.

And so on …

What a robust looking man! Can he not just fuck off and do a McConnell already?

What did he want people to fight?