Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who was elected to the Senate in 2003 and was a close political ally of President Donald Trump, has died, his office confirmed early Sunday. He was 71.

Graham died Saturday night “from a brief and sudden illness,” his office said in a statement.

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        That it was not as hot as “up top” will be in about 40 years time and that he was happy that his legacy would be around to hurt millions of people for decades to come.

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        The weather is actually cooler there because global warming doesn’t affect different planes of existence

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          I hope that’s right. I’ve already leased a condo at the Special Place in Hell Riviera overlooking the Lake of Fire!

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    “I have never wished for aans death, but I have read obituaries with great satisfaction.”. - Mark Twain

    Ah, who am I kidding? I wish for peoples deaths all the time, and this MAGA scumbag is one of them.

    I was shocked when I saw this headline, and figured it was the Onion. I had to read it several times, then Google it to confirm.

    He’s really dead! DING! DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!

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      Yeah the whole ‘moral high ground’ shit of not wishing death on anyone only serves to protect evil people from vigilante justice.

      The best response to a tumor is excision.

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      I suspect Mark Twain only felt that way because the internet didn’t exist so he wasn’t exposed to literally all of the evil things these people tend to do.

      People as bad existed in the past, but due to limited communication technology their ability to screw over the entire planetary population was severely limited.

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        That’s probably a big part of it. I was the same opinion as his from that quote 2 years ago.

        Now I can’t wait for these demons to die slowly and painfully

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      When I read it I was just filled with joy. I feel awful about feeling good about somebody’s death though, piece of shit though he was

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      Yay!!! I too thought was being punked. First fucking headline can’t believe it. Damn wish had friends to celebrate with. My kid just said “who” when I told him.

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          What’s sociopathic about wanting a monster to suffer for the incalculable harm and death he’s wrought on the planet? You gonna scold people for wishing suffering on Trump? Netanyahu? Putin? Fuck Lindsay Graham, he did deserve to suffer for what he’s done.

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          As other’s have pointed out, this is not the time for virtue signaling.

          Graham was an unspeakable evil and blight on the world and has directly and indirectly led to the deaths and suffering of millions of innocent men, women, and children through his action and inaction in supporting Israel, Trump, and the wave of Fascism at large. If he had a conscience he would have killed himself long ago.

          He unrepentantly endorsed the worst of humanity and did it with a grin on his face.

          If these aren’t the people that deserve to suffer karmically, then there will never be justice in the universe.

          So peddle your “Oh no, my pearls” somewhere else.

          This motherfucker can burn in a molten pit of lead for eternity for his crimes. I only hope that his last moments were the fear and realization that this is really it, and his life as a piece of shit fascist will go down in history along side the pages of other great Nazi leaders.

          Edit: And just as an additional fuck you to the person I’m replying to, I only regret that Lindsay didn’t survive to the US version of Nuremberg trials, where we could lay out his crimes against humanity and watch him squirm and suffer and die inside at the end as his death sentence is read. Then watch his execution on live TV with all the other traitors and conspirators in this corrupt fucking admin.

          The same is coming for everyone in this administration. Lindsey got out before the crimes could catch up to him. But there will be others.

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            Big yawn. Another loudmouth keyboard warrior that probably can’t even look the mailman in the eye.

            If you wish suffering on another person, you are sick in the head. You put rabid dogs down, you don’t torture them you utter fucking lunatic.

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                Can you please just fuck off back to Reddit where you belong? Or tiktok or wherever manchildren like you congeal these days.

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                  I wish that hypocrital piece of shit got even a glimpse of suffering so he could experience what he did to millions of Americans for two decades.

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    Well with possibly McConnell being dead, and now Graham definitely being dead… we all know these things happen in 3s.

    Fingers crossed?

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    The crabs are confused about who they’re raving for. Weren’t they waiting for some other guy? But, oh well! A party’s a party!

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    i hope every minute was fucking painful. i hope he saw the end coming and was terrified. i hope he suffered as much as the suffering he caused over his terrible lifetime.