• SGGeorwell@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    We’ve suspected for years she’s a spy. Mitch is a venal goblin. It only makes sense that he would endanger our national security with nuptials also.

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      23 hours ago

      33 years of marriage and her immediately hoping on a flight to Bejing after he was unresponsive and they had to do CPR is just fucking wild…

      Like this ain’t a “years” thing, it’s a “decades” thing.

      Even if she wasn’t a spy when she met him, she has been for 30+ years, and people have been talking about it that whole time. Being wasn’t going to not try with that level of access, and they wouldn’t be so friendly if she said no.