According to Green Jell-ÿ the moral of the story is that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.
Their version actually expands the story a bit, it shows the first two were lazy,
Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hicky
Spent most of his days just a-dreamin’ of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house out of straw, what a pity
Then one day, jammin’ on some chords
Along came the wolf knocking on his door
Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stoned
He spent most of his time just a-ganja smokin’
Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ down on Venice Beach
Getting paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley
Along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley
After posting this reply, I started thinking about the next verse. Basically the 3rd pig was a nepo baby.
Well, the third little piggy was a grade-A student
His daddy was a rockstar named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master’s degree from Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills Daddy’s rock stardom paid for the bills
The second pig, was actually making money, albeit as a preacher of some kind.
According to Green Jell-ÿ the moral of the story is that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.
Their version actually expands the story a bit, it shows the first two were lazy,
Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hicky
Spent most of his days just a-dreamin’ of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house out of straw, what a pity
Then one day, jammin’ on some chords
Along came the wolf knocking on his door
Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stoned
He spent most of his time just a-ganja smokin’
Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ down on Venice Beach
Getting paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley
Along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!
After posting this reply, I started thinking about the next verse. Basically the 3rd pig was a nepo baby.
Well, the third little piggy was a grade-A student
His daddy was a rockstar named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master’s degree from Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills
Daddy’s rock stardom paid for the bills
The second pig, was actually making money, albeit as a preacher of some kind.