Always have been.

Be careful of falling victim to bad toupees.

You always know when you spot a bad fake, but you have no idea how many good fakes flew right past your radar. We tend to think we’re much better at these things than we really are.

I don’t think I know anyone who does that.

Then I started to get a gloved finger up my ass on a regular basis to check my prostate…

Glad to hear that at least one good thing came from it all.

Scheduling and event organizing at a small college.

It is an actual ad from GasBuddy. This is the same new member offer they give to everybody, but they send this out to make you feel like you’re getting something special.