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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    Do not do the thing you did on June 18th 2026.

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Bitcoin peaks at $100k

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      I honestly thought the same thing but I’m not entirely sure it would have mattered.

      BTC 6 years ago was still 10k. Yeah, you could take out a loan for a “sure thing”, but 🤷.

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        5x return is still insane

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        For me, it would have, but just because of the timing.

        I was selling newspaper ads back then. Typically, a shitty job, but the hospital got a multi million dollar grant to use towards COVID advertising. I made a lot of commissions during that time, but now it’s all gone.

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    Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.

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      Some people just suck

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

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      Yeah but you’ll have a lot less drugs if you stop spending your money on it

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    Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.

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      I was there five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen twenty and thirty years ago, and I said that to them. I was right. But it didn’t help.

      Don’t beat yourself up, it takes a lot of guts to love.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

    had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

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    “Idk either, girl, sorry.”

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    Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

    (I miss her)

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    Buy ram and nvidia stock

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    You’re gonna get a tractor in a year.

    • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Im curiouse, what was the occasion to get a tractor?

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        I ended up with 13 acres of woods that I had to make a way into.

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    Start painting immediately.

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    Buy a house right now.

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    Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.

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    Start trying now, it’s going to take longer than expected

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    Don’t invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

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