Yesterday I was at the grocery store and I saw Biden walking around raising price on various meat and produce.
When I confronted him he pointed to his secret service snipers, asked if I was feeling lucky and did triple backward handsprings to the nearest emergency exit.
When I was bringing the groceries to my car after I found a note saying he’d have my family killed if I said anything.
Today I also saw Biden raising prices in my local store. This is especially impressive considering I don’t live in the US. He got confronted by the manager about it, so he hissed and hunched his back over, then transformed into a puddle and escaped down a drain.
Not an hour later I saw him stealing candy from a baby and kicking a puppy off a cliff. This was unusual because I live in a very flat part of my country, but I know what I saw.
Yesterday I was at the grocery store and I saw Biden walking around raising price on various meat and produce.
When I confronted him he pointed to his secret service snipers, asked if I was feeling lucky and did triple backward handsprings to the nearest emergency exit.
When I was bringing the groceries to my car after I found a note saying he’d have my family killed if I said anything.
You have become a moderator at /r/conservative
And everybody clapped
I mean, if I saw Biden doing a triple back hand spring, if clap too.
Today I also saw Biden raising prices in my local store. This is especially impressive considering I don’t live in the US. He got confronted by the manager about it, so he hissed and hunched his back over, then transformed into a puddle and escaped down a drain.
Not an hour later I saw him stealing candy from a baby and kicking a puppy off a cliff. This was unusual because I live in a very flat part of my country, but I know what I saw.
I saw the same thing! Is it okay if you and I trade notes, or did he forbid that, too?
My condolences