Today I also saw Biden raising prices in my local store. This is especially impressive considering I don’t live in the US. He got confronted by the manager about it, so he hissed and hunched his back over, then transformed into a puddle and escaped down a drain.

Not an hour later I saw him stealing candy from a baby and kicking a puppy off a cliff. This was unusual because I live in a very flat part of my country, but I know what I saw.