MASA - Make America Shit Again
What a disgrace, considering that just a year and a half ago, the CDC was one of the most important medical organizations in the world.
The blatant incompetence and boundless greed of this regime are not only responsible for diarrhea and the decline of the U.S. as a center of scientific excellence: the decisions made by these criminals are directly causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.
It is irreparable damage—the kind no one could have anticipated amid this absurdity. The lesson is clear: the U.S. cannot be trusted, as the unscrupulousness of its leaders knows no bounds.
They will still claim ‘but communism’ while ignoring that this is capitalism at its rawest, most unadulterated form.
If this system is what I think it is, it’s the wastewater monitoring, which was a tool that helped with monitoring Covid. Remember, if we don’t test, the rates drop.
You do know you can read the article to find that out instead of assuming, right?
This is a completely different monitoring system called Foodnet
I didn’t read that article but I read your comment and I’m ready to believe whatever you say.
I’ll take your word on it, thanks!
Same 👍
Yeah this sounds right 👍
The brainworm is in the driver’s seat
Poor brain worms starving to death
It takes an army of bigots to destroy the village
RFK Jr looking out for his parasite homies
Imagine shitting your pants to own the libs.
A REAL man isn’t afraid to shit his pants. Some of the bestest Presidents often do it. It’s a sign of STRENGTH, but what’d a pussy like you know about that, eh? 😤
How many people are going to die from this version of the Green Apple Splatter? WTF, everyone suffering from the runs, should mail a bag full to the coke snorting fuck up’s office.
If nothing else, their incompetence will give us all the proof we need about why these agencies need to be run by experts and why they need to exist and be funded. I never thought I’d see the day we had to learn the hard way why greed and selfishness can’t be left to run amok. Sounds exactly the way right teaches their kids, the hard way.
these agencies need to be run by experts
What experts? The NIH was defunded. 10,000 post docs have left the country. People are retiring or exiting science. No other countries are taking up the slack.
China is
Not sure what your point is, that we have no experts anymore? The institutions should still be run by experts.
We already knew all of that. The problem is that under capitalism, the rich make the rules. Until we supplant the capitalist class with a working class government, we will continue to see policies that put money ahead of people.
Sadly it won’t, have you learned nothing, people learn NOTHING and would fall for another Trump again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again x 10^100
Only the leadership needs to learn. But yeah we’re probably fucked.
Is this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
I’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom.
Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong.
/s
Anyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
The onion, newspaper of prophecy.
America is what happens to every corporation when the middle management have finally all been promoted over the threshold of their actual abilities.
The Peter Principle
The Peter principle states that a person who is competent at their job will earn a promotion to a position that requires different skills. If the promoted person lacks the skills required for the new role, they will be incompetent at the new level, and will not be promoted again.
Does not check out. People keep failing upwards, often to the very top. 🥹
If you don’t test it, it doesn’t exist!
I feel like everything in the news lately would have been really funny if it weren’t reality. Conservatives killed and ate satire.
Zaphod wasn’t supposed to have actual power, this is what happens when you give the con men the keys to the kingdom
Just as expected, if you elect parasites to office you get parasite friendly policies.
if you elect parasites to office you get parasites
friendly policies.FTFY
Didn’t RFK have a brain parasite at one point? His parasite advocacy makes a lot more sense if you consider that he really might just be a brain worm piloting a vaguely human shaped mecha.
He ain’t metal/mechanical so I believe the correct term is flesha, not mecha
at one point
implying the brain worms ever left
The trouble is, the source of the brain worm story was … him. So if you believe it, you’re taking a brain-worm-victim’s word on his condition.
The brain worm story came up during a divorce trial. He argued that the worm lowered his income potential and he should pay less alimony.
Also he didn’t have an actual worm munching at his brain. What he had was a tapeworm cyst. When a tapeworm egg is ingested they hatch as larvae that will pass through the intestinal wall and migrate, usually to the muscles, where they form these cysts. If something eats the meat with the cyst then the worm will pop out and turn into an adult. Now the worms don’t really control where they will end up so sometimes they can end up in the brain or the liver or other organs. The cyst can remain for a few years but eventually it will die.
The tapeworm egg could have ended up in his gut in a few ways. He could have had an adult tapeworm and picked up some of the eggs it lays by not washing his hands properly. He could have eaten vegetables that were fertilized with human feces and which were not washed properly. He could have ate someone’s butthole and that person had a tapeworm.
I sincerely doubt he bothers to wash his hands if he was being serious about snorting coke from random toilet seats.
That’s not even the most disgusting thing that he’s said either. I think it’s safe to assume personal hygiene isn’t at the top of his priorities.
The guy collects roadkill carcasses, I think we know where the worm came from.
I still cannot help but wonder if the cancellation of BrainDead (2016) was not a conspiracy…
