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minus-squareM0oP0o@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 day agoIs this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
minus-squareforkDestroyer@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoI’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom. Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong. /s
minus-squareandz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 hours agoAnyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
minus-squarececinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoThe onion, newspaper of prophecy.
Is this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
I’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom.
Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong.
/s
Anyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
The onion, newspaper of prophecy.