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  • justaman123@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    ComM&Meorates. Because of new corporate branding initiatives brought to you by the current administration every word that can be spelled with a branded property shall be.

    Revolution will now be spelled ReVOLVOlution

    Costly will be COSTCOstly

    Affordable will now be FORDable

    And most importantly Belligerent will now be TACOBELLigerent.

    So don’t be TACOBELLigerent and FOCUS on spelling your corporate words CORActly