God, it’s like the “truck driving at bollard” gif but for tyrannical asshats, all I want is the payoff and it never comes. Just like real life!

so this website is complete dogshit and continually reloads the page for me on Firefox on android, having something of a small fit; and it seems to be paywalled anyways as a subscription nag did partially load at one point; but what I can see from the article is this hilarious subtitle/header:

The stock market selloff this week has been painful for investors, but spare a thought for Elon Musk.

Unless that thought is to laugh. And the investors can get bent, too.