The phrasing and pacing sound repeatedly “but wait there’s more” style that AI seems to favor. Always trying to re-emphasize a point already made to make the reader interpret it a specific way.

Not to mention the em-dashes.

Sometimes good writing sounds like that too, but good writers also know to not use and repeat that same style over every paragraph.

Fascinating data presented in a clearly AI written or at least heavily edited format that makes it really hard to read without massive skepticism.

Good list. Two things I’d suggest: plastic bags and paper towels. Lastly, instead of the supercapacitor jumper, look for ones that use LiFe batteries instead. Those can be safely stored at full charge.