DoorRash to buy InstaFart.

Several years ago I was called and told I had gotten a job only for it to get taken away because the CEO didn’t think I was excited enough on the phone call.

Excuse me for finding myself short for words in the moment, fuck face. It had been ~about five years since I’d quit my miserable job at Rite Aid and was doing gig IT deployment jobs through a major recruiting company while getting multiple interviews for multiple full time jobs that went no where.

Fuuuuck that.