They know I have a filtration system and enjoy comedy. That’s my whole personality right there!

It’s honestly so weird. The whole ritual needs to be done away with

My initial thought. I’m sick of seeing the same desperate headline repeated ad nauseum. Either give me the news that he croaked, or I’m gonna stay assuming he’ll run in 2028, with a worryingly non-zero chance of winning. And he will continue not-dying throughout the remainder of that term.

Deeply disturbed by the fact that the title sounds like a haiku, but is definitely not a haiku.