“slippery slimy” wow, ok.

Wat? The first sentence was an acknowledgement of illness and injury. I’m not discounting those realities at all.

Unforeseeable circumstances like injury or illness aside, much of the bodily degredation people succumb to is voluntary. Our bodies are very much “use it or lose it” and if you’re sedentary and disregard the importance of diet, you’ll have a bad time.