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The best time would have been for him to show up for Angie Nixon at UCF in Orlando this weekend, but he was busy in Ohio and Michigan.

I don’t know if you saw it, but he fucking killed it, too. And, speaking strictly from a strategic perspective, I think he was doing a lot more good up north than he would’ve done for Angie Nixon in Florida.

But they’re still is time left for him to come down here.

I’m also a Florida voter, but I already mailed in my vote.

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At least that’s funny

I didn’t catch the one in Michigan, but the one in Ohio was a goddamn banger. Spent the whole time ripping Trump a new fucking asshole, and it was absolutely hilarious!

Because it’s in the United States, even a system designed to help people has to find a way to fuck people

“For those who can’t afford to pay, there are always blowjobs. Line up, bitches

And remember: the best we can promise is a “maybe”

LMAO!”