The people of Ukraine are having their homes destroyed, their families murdered, and their children kidnapped

The people of Russia don’t have gasoline

Graham was the final sacrifice McConnell needed to ascend to lichdom

MBAs in a nutshell

They even mention how the point is to buy the whole laptop once and then upgrade or repair it, instead of buying an entirely new laptop. Of course they’re selling fewer laptops than anyone making mediocre netbooks