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Cake day: March 24th, 2026

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  • Cell Phone bans hold up great until a school shooting happens and no one can call for help… then it’s all: “why didn’t anyone call for help”, “phone bans are dangerous to our kids”, “the trans kids are to blame”, “bitch bitch bitch transphobic bitching etc etc etc”.

    And considering it’s America… School shootings are basically the Republican legally required National pastime. – Republicans actually get boners thinking about all the dead kids and they even get extra horny thinking about all the ways they can blame those deaths on LGBTQ+ folk… despite the fact that most school shooters lean towards right wing extremist philosophies… if you can even call pure evil incarnate a philosophy.





  • Warning extreme sarcasm and satire here.

    Simple guide to getting away with crime in areas monitored by flock (Warning: do not actually do this as it is a Felony offense to possess or distribute CP in any form. and anyone who produces or consumes such vile filth should be shot in the head on sight.): put up a small solar powered video player in front of every flock camera with CP on loop. the Flock operators will be too busy masturbating to their second favorite porn, to report your nefarious deeds. (rape of ICE detainees being their first favorite form of entertainment).