I choose to be me despite how much you despise me, child. I love you, why tf don’t you love me? You can say anything that is purely you. I have to hide myself so you don’t crackiliate yourself into dorbish purteprid. I love you. Why does my natural existence cause you to treat me this way? Cuz I would never do what you do to me. I just speak boogie boogie boo, and that’s enough to offend you. Please be better, for all our sakes. Thank you.

I am schizoaffective and autistic/ADHD with PTSD. I know I’m neurodivergent. Thank you, ninetieth billionth person to tell me I am a displeasure to be around by my innate nature. Thank you for reminding me that I’m retarded. That sure helps. No. Like, I appreciate you. I have to portray this autobiographical character as performance art to help vocalize the sociological effect people like you have on the wounded masses. People get fucked up in life. Shit happens. People fall off the wagon and become unlike yous. All of yous. And it’s cool you’re normal, but it’s cool to be different, too. You may be well intentioned, but the approach you take can still trigger some people on the fringe. This is why I do my art this way so I can say these things. Thank you for caring, but this genuinely isn’t caring. It’s putting sociological pressure on people, because there’s lurkers who will see these broadcasts we’re making cough and this is my God-given n state-sponsored mission, k?

I am and are and do and I be fine, you’re just prejudiced.

My mothers womb was infested with HIV, yes

We’ve been here before, haven’t we?

Sore

Not if you use those lungs of yours at the pump right.

It’s the same con game

Yea, it’s the confidence that those gentlemen were artists at.

Confidence arts

Con arts

That’s why it’s called that

This is who I am. I identify as a Mormon Occultist, and so I am. But I don’t identify as an alcoholic, so I’m not. I’m gunna get into stand-up with this bit, I think.

Do not bring up how deep fourteen year olds are around me. This is not what I need to be thinking about in my new Mormon life.

It’s two weeks, silly. That’s how you con an entire country. You just keep the people living paycheck to paycheck thinking it’s all going to change if they just work hard enough to push through this next bit. That’s what’s keeping the machine working, where y’all are cogs n gears n shit

I wish his and all families of all people everywhere are well

I would pay seven figures to be the caboose in a human centipede

You are reacting to masses but attributing caricature as if the masses were individuals. You’re being played by the game. On any story there’s X% of people who are fuming over it, but its not the same people. You’re reacting to the system but treating broad categories as persons. By default, you’re strawmanning, and there’s power to that, but until you grow out of that mindset, you are ruled by the strawmen you create for yourself, or rather, who our cultural engineers create for you.

I would, but I know the FBI is watching me from inside my own brain AND from satellite AND wifi

Flayed, I say the way to pray is hey! Hallelujah!

How bout me?

Bro, watch/read Catch Me if You Can. Frank Abagnale is one of my heroes, like Joseph Smith is, and for the sane reason Christ is our lord. The audacity of a man in reflective vest, hardhat, with ladder and/or clipboard to walk confidently into a building to waltz up to the seventeenth floor to steal state secrets? Well, I’ve only done that four times, so it’s not like I’m an expert or anything.

Regan sounds like some sort of sect of veganism. They refrain from consuming animal products unless the animal signed a consent form, which is prolly what’s coming with Neuralink. People can’t handle same sex marriage, so what happens when animals consent? I’m not even a furry, I’m a foot fetishist, but ethical bestiality is coming in the next generation, I would say. And damn is Fox News going to implode!