Bad webapp that locks the account when the computer goes to sleep

Good thing you’re not friends with this random person in Illinois.

“should I shoot him?” is not a threat.

Also, who made you the judge jury and executioner of Snapchat messages that get you fired from your job?

That’s the AI’s job and I don’t want to see you stealing jobs from hard working AIs.

Stupid kids! Choose a more realistic career, like astronaut.

Aside from the hypocrisy of Republican politicians, this is honestly fine.