Smartphones weren’t really all that popular until 2007, and none of the ones before the iPhone 3G or like the Blackberry’s could really run Facebook all that well. The iPhone never really blew up to the level it’s at now until the 4 arguably, which didn’t come out until 2010 or 2011 (think it was 2010). Facebook had already been pretty infected before then.

It could be functional and fine (and largely useless), but the issue is one of these toadies is going to make it malfunctional, and therein lies the problem.

Meta pulls out their wallet, and gives a little charity to the poors.

Fine em 100 trillion. It would solve a lot of your problems, and they could probably still survive but would be quite contrite going forward.

Narrator:This person, naturally, remained celibate for their entire life.

Kings Quest 4 on like 8 disks I think?

It’s been corporate the entire time. The rise of the www literally fueled a global economic bubble.

I had a geocities page all about skateboarding. I’d give you the url, but I neither remember it, nor doubt your phone is wide enough for a url that long

Nope. You got the time period right, but I would like to posit it’s when they started letting our Parents, drunk uncles and dumb ass aunties on Facebook.

The problem always has, and always will be, Facebook.

The only thing I wish I could deny is the 40+ part