Trolling is a art

The headlines we’re looking for are going to extrie-extrie news. TRUMP DEAD, US PRESIDENT DIES IN OFFICE, DING DONG DONALD IS GONE type shit.

Also let’s be real memes are the real celebrity obituary of our time.

I actually kind of like it. Nobody ever shut up about how old biden was even though his admin did all the work. Trump is a much worse – sorry, I mean “hands on” leader, so his age is even more relevant. When he acts like the petulant baby he is journalists should absolutely remind everyone that he’s a geriatric.

Beyond the obvious moral problems with discrimination (which are well covered here) this is just bad business. Profit has no gender identity, and she’s undoubtedly driving away cis customers who are sympathetic to trans rights as well.

Arguably getting penalized by the state might be good for her business in the short term by focusing the transphobe outrage cycle on her, but how long will that last?

No they don’t. Either they maintain power and the mess continues, or they lose power and the mess continues and they get to blame democrats for it.

I wonder what makes AIPAC think emboldening fascists serves Israel’s interests. Like what do they know, or think they know, or what are their immediate priorities that tell them funding the alt-right and weakening their historical geopolitical sponsor is a good idea?

When the dam breaks it’s going to be scary. What will we do when our empire starts splintering, and which military aid will be the first to go? Ukraine, sure, but Ukraine is peanuts compared to the war on Iran. Hegseth is already talking tax hikes, and the kayfabe fkr republicans is to emulate “no new taxes” Reagan. Then again maybe kayfabe is entirely irrelevant at this point? Idk man, I wish I understood how these people think.

Every time I try to use reddit when it comes up in search results they slam the door in my face with pop ups demanding I install the app or log in. Can anyone even access enough content on reddit to convince them to join anymore?

Screwing the pooch

Failing in general

edit: fair warning I’m not doing great so I’m more prone to doomposting. which this is. anyway:

We Balkanize, the good bits get snatched up by other nation states, and the shit bits get snatched up by private militias. Or, with no conventional munitions left to defend ourselves we start a nuclear war. Or, slim chance here, people vote against this despite Democrats sabotaging the process and then hold them accountable for consistently fucking this up for the last forever, and we reach a kind of degraded equilibrium, american empire declines, chinese empire rises, and MLs tie themselves in knots trying to justify China doing the kinds of things necessary for maintaining a global empire

Oh, and the Enlightenment dies. Like you think its dead now, just wait.

edit again: do not take this comment to be “usa good.” this comment is more along the lines of “geopolitics is a delicate balance of influence distributed amongst several world powers, all of which are bad, and the sudden decline of the biggest player creates a vacuum that is sure to amplify human suffering worldwide”

He can’t play PoE2 either

Dear Lord, please grant me this level of pettiness and the presence of mind to wield that pettiness only against those who deserve it. Amen.

Can’t wait to see what he does with this epiphany. No, literally, I can’t wait, I have stuff I want to get done in the next eternity.

New incredibly niche conspiracy theory just dropped

You can see in his eyes. He knows exactly what that clip will be used for. The people’s poster.

even if I knew nothing else about Israeli occupation the fact that they call mass killing “mowing the lawn” is enough to know they’re doing crimes against humanity

sir, I’m a poster,

(depression is coming back and all of my hobbies are exhausting now)

At 2k feet you’re going to need some kind of equipment to find them.

You make good points.

You can bullshit around the insurrection label, but the term limit is pretty cut and dry. Not going to stop them, but the ramp is how we got here.

of course she does