Dammit

Okay imagine there’s a semicolon there instead

“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

An oyster

The town I grew up in is famous for them, we even learned about them in school but I’d never tried one

Finally decided to just before I moved away for university and eugh, salty mucus-y blob, had to spit it out again, poor lil guy