Was looking for this before commenting. They are terrible creatures full of dissease. I’d pick them to be banished to hell instantly.

Then I could finally got hammocking in shorts without a full body inspection every evening.

Norway.

Would stay in northern Europe, central Europe at the most. Need my four seasons and I can’t stand weather above 25 degrees, so northern UK would work too I guess.

Wish I could deal with the heat better as there are so many fantastic places further south.