• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    mandate that you smile and thank us as we pass you by on the street,

    Tut! As if they would deign to tread upon soiled (shudders) commoner’s ground, or suffer the indignity of having such lowly eyes gaze upon them. Ugh! /s

    Reminds me of of a good joke:

    “My lord, the workers are revolting!

    “Well stop staring at them then!”

    • AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      You know there was an opinion piece I read in the Guardian about the reason the wealthy love private jets. It’s because of the reduced number of human “touch points”. They yearn to glide through life without ever interacting with another real human.