Driving off someone from being online, as a troll, because it gives you a thrill.
This is an awfully specific flex, but it is a flex nonetheless, that people do feel to boast about. Because it’s just another form of a power-trip. Congratulations, you’ve driven away someone who could’ve been a contributory member of a community to make yourself feel better by orchestrating lies, performing witch hunts and huddling with your troll buddies in ways to figure out how to process this.
There’s nothing prideful about this to flex over.
Making as much noise as possible at every fucking place and every fucking time. Even worse if you are a motorcyclist or a driver of a car, bus, or truck. Or when you’re putting music non stop all day long, even late at night.
That and bragging about using AI. Like, seriously? Are bragging about destroying the world, displacing workers from their labor and stealing other people’s works without attribution, consent, or compensation. Fucking bastard.
I read a job listing recently bragging about the company’s AI usage by saying “One of our engineers hasn’t hand-written a single line of code in 18 months”
Like okay dude…
Anything related to their genetics (height, skin/hair/eye color, … etc) or inheritance.
Show me something you did, not something you’re born with.
Women who proudly proclaim that they’re a Bitch, with bumper stickers and whatnot.
volunteering for politicians
the campaigns get money. make them pay.
Flexing that they have never read any books.
Iliterat fuks. Their, i sed it.
sed 's/sed/said/g'
Flexing with messaging apps (especially with iMessage or Whatsapp).
Not sure I understand, how does someone flex about an app?
Some people flex with products from giant American companies. Specifically for apps: if their messages are sent in green bubble, some (not all) people will ask arrogantly ask: When you will get an iPhone? Android is for cheap/poor people/kids. Or if you tell them they can find you also on Signal too: When you will get Whatsapp? Signal is for losers/people with no (social) life. I am glad that I don’t use any those 2 apps.
sending their kids to private school
any flex. I couldn’t give a fuck about, unless it pertains to a question or conversation that I am participating in.
I can pick lint from my bellybutton with my prehensile dick.
fuck off Ted, I don’t give a shit.
Driving long distances without pause. Fucking psycho.
Their car.
Overall I agree, but it can depend. If you put in a bunch of work to build, design, or restore a car then that’s worthy of bragging. But if you’re just some jagoff who simply bought a mustang, then it’s just weird to brag about
Hah, I bought a car that will leave your rustang in the dust! More power, but enough tr toon control that I won’t put it in the ditch
… for example
Not checking the news.
And/or chronically checking the news.
Actively prioritizing mental health is quite a flex in a way
Calling me out because I was not bigoted. Didn’t really understand that one, but it was clearly meant as a flex over me.
“fluent in sarcasm”
No, you’re an emotionally stunted and terrified human that cannot engage in a genuine way
Do you get sarcasm? Or is it “Sarcasm and social customs are just lying and I don’t understand it!”?
Damn, i don’t miss tinder.
“I got a job offer because of xyz family member”.
I heard this from a guy I know and I did a double take thinking huh??? Is this really something to talk about publically?
I mean if I were them I would never openly say this out of shame/embarrassment but eh maybe it’s just me?🤷♀️🤷♂️
