You’re telling me there wasn’t a lengthy and well-publicized trial where Brand was acquitted, but then new allegations emerged? And, like, social media posts where the women got called liars? None of that happened? Huh. I even feel like I read a think-piece about how we could still appreciate Forgetting Sarah Marshall despite his crimes.
Wait that hadn’t already happened? I just assumed it had because…it’s him. You can tell after he speaks a few paragraphs that he’s a rapist lol.
Edit OH MY GOD there’s literally an onion article about my exact feeling. I’ve never had an original thought in my life.
I love the onion