I’m sure that McConnell was a great listener that day.

  • bigbangdangler@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    7 hours ago

    The “Joe Biden is an empty suit” people sure don’t seem to mind empty suits when they’re members of the GOP. Curious.

  • kreskin@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    6 hours ago

    I say shelack the corpse, wheel it into his normal chair at congress and let it keep working. Its not any crazier than any of the other things congress is doing.

    • amniotic druid@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      12 hours ago

      The special election isnt what worries them, it’s the opposite. Unless McConnell “stays alive” until the first week of August, the Kentucky Governor (D) can appoint a replacement. If he dies “after” that date, a special election can be triggered, which the Republicans are a lot more confident they can rig.

      • dhork@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        edit-2
        12 hours ago

        Actually, Kentucky is a special case, as the heavily Republican legislature passed a law (over the Democratic Governor’s veto) specifically removing the right of the Governor to pick a replacement. Now, in the case of any vacancy, the Governor’s only role is to schedule the special election.

        But, if it’s too close to the General Election, then the governor is obligated to fold the special election in with the General. The current theory on the Internet is that Republicans are stringing this out so that happens, because they are afraid if there is a special election then Thomas Massie would win it.

        After some thought, that seems unlikely to me. Even if a special election is held, it would only be for the remainder of McConnell’s term, which is up at the end of the year. So, that would mean that Republicans are more comfortable leaving the seat vacant (and reducing their majority) for a few more months rather than risk Massie getting the job for a few months. (And although Massie is an anti-Trumper, he is still a Republican, and will likely be a reliable vote on all sorts of evil shit for them)

        • amniotic druid@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          11 hours ago

          It’s even more complicated than that. You’re right that the legislature passed that law but the original one (that the governor named a replacement) is still in the state constitution. They’re two literally irreconcilable laws and either scenario would have to be litigated

          • someguy3@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            edit-2
            10 hours ago

            I think it’s law first until it’s challenged. So they’ll do the state election and then the challenge can play out, likely for next time because removing an elected official is a minefield.

      • Jax@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        6 hours ago

        I sincerely doubt that anyone lying for the conservative party has the wherewithal to create a convincing AI video of Mitch McConnell.

        Thinking about; no it shouldn’t be that difficult to create an AI video of a man with 1000’s of hours in footage of him publically available. I still don’t think this admin could pull it off.

  • NM_Gringo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    10 hours ago

    L-l-l-l-l-iars! We have reached peak Republican when they have to keep a corpse on life support to avoid losing another special election.

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Yeah, why not have Democrat leaders talk to him? If Democrats lied that he was worse than he actually was, the truth would come out as soon as he left the hospital, and the liar would look really bad. Because they would have said things that hurt Mitch and his family.

      But if Republicans lie that he’s better than he actually is, as they are likely doing, they can easily get away with it by saying that it was for his family or some shit.

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        3 hours ago

        Because they don’t give a shit about trying to seem honest, they just say what they want their cult to hear