First metaverse, now llmslop, what’s your next shitty gamble, zucky-boy?

Oh, I’m sorry, did you waste a fuckton of money on a bullshit regurgitator that isn’t profitable

Well, that’s because Zuckerberg felt FOMO and fired the Llama team over one bad experiment he probably pressured them into in the first place (as Llama 4 seemed like a “quick and dirty” attempt to copy Deepseek to me).

He hired literal narcissists in their place, who gave him big promises they couldn’t possibly keep, given their background.

Meta was literally at the center of open weights/open source ML land, which is where all this will eventually settle. Between that and PyTorch, they could have been at the center of the universe.

But they aren’t, because Zuck is so unbelievably insecure.

I’m not one to blame individuals for anything; systemic failure is complex. But he actually did this to himself.

And what’s bizarre is, somehow, it will work out for him.

I’ve been criticizing Facebook since I was in high school and it was all the rage. But here we are. Zuckerberg is more “revered” than ever.

…not working out, eh?

Shocking. So shocking.

But I paid so many Africans to post images of lobster Jesus for old white people to look at and share. Something was really supposed to come of that 🤔

nothing works out the way mark imagined; dude keeps falling up

he got on one enormous wave in his life and he’s cursed to seek and miss another one for the rest of his life despite his unimaginable wealth

the fomo curse

Thanks, Mark. Can we now have normal RAM prices again?

That’s okay, you can always fall back on your booming Metaverse business.

AI didn’t turn out the way any of us imagined… Cuz it still remains limited to our imaginations. Fiction.

It didn’t turn out at all.

Get back to us when AI becomes a reality, and not just a hypermarketed spell checker that’s wrong occasionally.

Why does every photo of him look like he’s a beta release robot being shown off at a tech expo?

imagined hallucinated because he’s an ai also