Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
I’ve only known one Mainer. But if he’s at all typical of the folks up there, the one attribute I’d imagine not going over well among those constituents is laziness. Those are some hard-working mofos.
Based on the one guy you know.