In theory, contractors are legally barred from political giving because that smacks of bribery. In practice, Musk gets a 2,200 percent return on his investment.
  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
    7·
    2 days ago

    You’d have to find them first and then probably touch them. Who among us has the time and gastrointestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat?

          • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world
            1·
            15 hours ago

            That’s cute,

            First you restrain him,

            Then,

            Feed him street spice, they type that makes you tense and extra sensative.

            Next

            Using an acid, desolve the surface layer of scrotum skin.

            Then, using another cup, a mix of lemon and lime juice, alcohol, ghost pepper, and most important, the suicide plant leaf from Australia, oh and pineapple, for good measure, immerse the already upset balls into this mixture.

            Spill some onto the penis for good measure.

            Next, hook him up with an IV, give him morphine, why?

            To make him beg.

            Then unleash bullet ant venom in his veins, tricking him into believing it’s morphine.

            All the while, have a live stream of the destruction of how businesses.

            Also make the room uncomfortably hot.

            And for fun, waterboard him while he cries out on pain.

            Then make him watch the slaughter of his parents, spilling the blood over his open wounds.

            Tell him, if he survives this, he can have jail cell.

            Then as he is released from the restraints, make him get stung by blue ring octopus and break all his limbs.

            Make sure you do this while he is alive.

            Stuff his corpse into a radioactive cannister and toss him into thar deep hole in Russia. Or make new deep hole to toss him into.