During an interview with Fox News, Cruz was asked why so many Republican-held Senate seats were toss-ups this year. Cruz acknowledged the frightening environment for the GOP — “there are eight to 10 Senate races that are tied or within the margin of error” — before saying Republicansappear cursed because their party is in power
I just want to take a moment to thank the transgender witches for their hard work. Keep it up, you heroes of the new world!
It’s hard work so thank you. I had to find like… 8 frogs for a ritual today.
Have you ever tried to find 8 frogs before?
Ally here. Happy to supply as many frogs as you need. I’m really good at catching them, eight is no problem
Love you, transgender witches
Now, please finish the half-done job of turning Ted Cruz into a toad.
And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump
Dick… I’m a straight white CIS man and I fucking detest Donald Trump
This. I’ve detested this asshole since the 80s. And there are so fucking many of us now. If the demo he was talking about were the only people that absolutely detest donnie dipstick, his numbers would be in the 90+ percent range.
And it so ain’t.
Same. The first time I saw the guy he just gave me that vibe. I knew he was bad news. He’s never proven me wrong.
I pledge allegiance to the transgender witches
I’m with the transgender witches. I wish them unlimited mana for their curses.
Looks like they seriously ran out of real arguments if they have to resort to “witchcraft” to explain why they lose.
It also speaks to the dumbing down of our culture, and that they aren’t trying to bring us back to an earlier period of America so much as the dark ages.
What some of them consider “The good old time”, when black people were slaves, and witches were burned, indeed. Let’s party like 1699!
no longer content with just undoing the civil rights acts of the 1960s, maga fucks are now reaching all the way back to the 1690s.
“How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles?’”. -Ted Cruz 2025
The the same Ted Cruz who =>looks at loooong list of stupid bs<=…
So Ted Cruz huh?
So i misread the title.
I thought he was saying the transgender witch hunt was the problem, like they went too far on their bigotry, and i was like damn, well the saying goes a broken clock is right twice a day.
But nah, I just misread it.
Lol. These warriors of god gonna lose to crossdressing practitioners of the mystical arts? Way to go, losers!
Jesus also wore a fucking dress.
Are the transgender witches in the room with you right now Cruz?
Are they as scary as the antifa?
He probably blames transgendered witches when he can’t get his little shrimp dick hard for his wife.
And that’s when his wife thanks the trans witches.
Can that guy take a faulty flight to somewhere where he won’t be expected to do anything?
fortunately I have rank choice voting
There was a transgender witch write in on my ballot, but I don’t think she’ll win.
Oh my god. Where? Tell me where the transgender witches are please. You know, so I can avoid them, or whatever.
I mean. I’m trans. And I do have a really awesome wizard/apothecary outfit I wear to ren faires. So I suppose I could in a sense call myself a transgender witch. And while I’m not really into wicca myself, I definitely have threatened to put curses on my students before.
Hell yeah I mean oh no
They’re in their covens doing girl kisses
Can confirm, kissing sloppy while casting spells.
It’s a part of the spell, actually
Would that be the somatic component or verbal component?
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Wouldn’t that just be the transfem ones? The transmasc ones would be doing manly witch kisses, surely :)
Oh no! My manwich!
Republicans don’t think about trans men. They will write laws that also affect them, but they rally against trans woman in women’s bathrooms or women’s sports etc.
But yes we need warlock kisses too!
Oh, they rail on men with wombs, too. I still don’t see why they’re so concerned with the genitals of strangers
To continue to be silly and give you a hard time for fun: When I was pagan, I was a witch, not a warlock, you sexist! ;-)
But where so we can avoid it or whatever
Probably here: !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Oh, the horror
Me too although I would just want to hang out they sound awesome
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