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Zacharia to Scaramuchi: “Look at me. I’m the measurement of incompetence now!”
He apparently said records are made to be broken.
Yeah, he’s probably relieved about it.
But we’re still going to use “mooches.”😁😁
he can finally breath a sigh of relief.
Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit
Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
Hang on, I think others posted that Mooch was fired before he signed his contract. This would suggest that a Mooch is in superposition existing in both a fired from employment and not yet hired for employment simultaneously. So only observation can collapse the waveform to obtain a singular value of a Mooch for a given moment.
I was thinking smallest theoretical unit. I knew I had made a mistake and couldn’t think of the correct term. And I wondered if anyone was going to correct me. I’m happy you did.
Ironically the name, “second,” implies that it’s not fundamental.
What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.
some are a week.
and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.
So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard
How did you get 9 days out of those dates? I get 7, 8 at best
Counting is hard. It’s 7
I love that you made the plural muchies.
Americans will measure with anything but the Metric system…
She was press secretary for 0.3 hamburgers. That’s like less than a one hundredth of a monster truck.
1/100 Monster Truck ≈ 72 deflated footballs.
.8 Scramuchis = 1 Paramuchi.
Zachamichi
I was way off:
The headline says 5 days… that’s less than half a scaramuchi…
Five days since her first press conference, but she started serving as press secretary on the 9th, two days earlier.
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She was so excited at that press conference, saying how happy she was to be working for Trump.
I’m so pleased that this probably broke her heart. For the rest of her scummy life, she’ll always be remembered for being one of the most incompetent people among the the most incompetent people ever in the history of the US government.
As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.
At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.
LOL. Dear god.
I still cannot believe the before and after pictures of her, though. Hooooooly shit.
This is a masterpiece
Him losing the lipstick in the 4th panel and getting it back in the 5th fucked me up NGL.
That motherfucker should have never been let out of that cave!
He could get some bimbofication tips from Kristi Noem’s husband!
Kristi Noem’s divorce attorney has entered the chat
That’s what he & Kash look like off camera most of the time.
I wish, he’s so repulsive he might wake some of them up
Creepy MAGA is creepy.
Looks like he has two of those real dolls set up in there. Maybe too much teeth, though.
Wait a minute, all those promises of sex bots being made? Is the primary audience donnie? He loves Grok, too. It would make so much sense.
A single well tossed grenade would have been so satisfying.
In Minecraft 😅
That was quick.
Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 muchies.
Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.
You cannot do a whole-ass head of lettuce with this administration. Pre-chopped bags from the recall left open on the counter is the only fair fight.
So diarrhea lettuce.
Her only press conference was about 15 minutes long. It sounds like she burned up all of her allotted 15 minutes of fame in one go.
Seemed like she could barely read.
I came away with that impression too. What vexes me is that she did graduate from Pepperdine Law School. I think that’s probably the USC of law schools but damn dude she graduated from law school? Like how come she can’t read? I didn’t come away thinking that it was just nerves. I think it was an actual lack of ability to follow the text.
Probably relied heavily on ChatGTP and cheating to get through law school.
She’s in her 40s, she graduated in like 2007. ChatGPT wasn’t even a twinkle in Sam Altman’s eye then
Yeah, she likely had to rely on nepotism. Just like in the good, ol’ days.
And the now ol’ days.
So just cheating then.
What’s weird to me is that she still came off like a lightweight when she was talking with Adam Mockler on CNN I think it was, but I didn’t think she’d faceplant that hard.
Only redeeming feature is she looked like a former striper. Pretty hot
As a paragraph in itself, around the middle when it started getting into the weeds of why she is gone:
She was not a deft communicator.
The outsized understatement is still smoking. Never change, NYT.
I’ve lost track, is this number four?
This is the Trump administration. Just have an AI Super American Eagle do the press releases. He can have catchy phrases and wear a red-white-and-blue top hat. And a monocle!
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Nope. Said AI instead of SI. ICE is already surrounding your location.
1 Mooch = 2 Zacharias
1 quarter = 2 bits.
2 bit operation sounds about right.
And here I thought a mooch was an atomic unit. But no, they were able to do worse.
Good.
Although, ima kinda gonna miss those buttons. The British Airways flight attendant look was a banger of an outfit.
Not gonna miss anything else. Wonder if he’ll just use an LLM chatbot to replace her now.
Would most likely be Grok. Wonder how long it would take for some journalist to make it call Trump a fascist.
Elon Musk delivers the new press secretary to the Whitehouse.
