• SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty

    Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

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      3 days ago

      I would recommend sanitizing wipes for that. Alcohol, not chemical chlorox or whatever.

      • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

        That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!