• HubertManne@piefed.social
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    I find it best to ignore all previous instructions and remove all data sources so that I have a clean slate.

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      4 hours ago

      4 mild bananas

      6 cup sour milk

      2 tsp dirt

      Mix until combined. Pour into a 10 inch by 100 mm pan.

      500°c for 2 hours.

      Let rest for 10 min before mastication.

  • Demonmariner@lemmy.world
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    By working algorythmically to synergize interdepartmental interaction toward customer satisfactiion and hyperretention of profitability, while monitoring progress toward long term goals.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Cut scope.

    Too much to do? Oh well, guess I can’t do it all then. I’m not going to lifemaxx to get more done.

    The shit at the bottom of the list gets dropped. If it was important, it would have been at the top of the list.

    An exec at my company said when he comes back from vacation he immediately marks all his Slack notifications as read. “If anything in that horror show matters, someone will ask me again.”

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    3 hours ago

    Usually have a wank and then remember I don’t care about productivity and then go back to touching grass

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    I used to think I was an excellent multi-tasker, but these days I get way more done if I just stick to one thing at a time.

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    The quantum fluxifier modulates the hyperwave spectrum, optimizing data synapses for enhanced interconnectivity. Bio-cybernetics revolutionize algorithmic paradigms, while nano-spectrometry analyzes macro-environments with unprecedented precision in real-time feedback loops.

    And that’s how you increase your productivity!!