• dhork@lemmy.world
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    OK, here’s what we’ve got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires… are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner… We’re through the looking glass here people!

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget about the Fascist Communist Muslim Atheist Cabal and their effort to deploy Jewish space lasers with the Illuminati!