Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
They are! He died ages ago, the battery just ran out which is why he was found immobile…
Battery? Feel way too modern for Republicans…
It was actually a hamster on a wheel. Unfortunately, the hamster too, has succumb to the wicked evil within his decaying corpse.