stermy4u@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWhat is the greatest sentence ever written in human history?message-squaremessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the greatest sentence ever written in human history?stermy4u@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squarebaronvonj@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·4 months ago“A Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance, using a live alligator as her partner.”
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoI can’t fix her. She’s already perfect.
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoAt this juncture, I would point out that !floridaman@lemmy.world also accepts “Florida Woman” submissions. EDIT: Unfortunately, it appears to be fake. https://x.com/i/trending/2033968232433127550
“A Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance, using a live alligator as her partner.”
I can’t fix her. She’s already perfect.
At this juncture, I would point out that !floridaman@lemmy.world also accepts “Florida Woman” submissions.
EDIT: Unfortunately, it appears to be fake.
https://x.com/i/trending/2033968232433127550