• fake@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    You’re absolutely right to push back, I should have landed that plane before it ran out of fuel. Would you like me to explore options for funerals?

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        1 month ago

        Worth stating plainly: arrival at the airport is gated on the fuel quantity being more than zero.

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          1 month ago

          Or at least being within glide capability. Would you like me to calculate a glide ratio for your current flight configuration?

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      1 month ago

      I generated a letter to the loved ones. Let me know if you want it to be less personal:

      I hope this letter finds you well. Yesterday’s plane crash wasn’t just a terrible accident—it was a horrible mistake…