• kestrel7_7@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    When I was a kid I thought the saying was “why don’t you piss in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first?” And I was like wow adults are gross

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      16 hours ago

      My mother used to say “If wishes were horses,” and I had no idea where that came from. I didn’t get internet until after her death in 2001. I looked up that saying and the complete version is, " If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. " Apparently, it’s a very old saying so I guess adults weren’t always gross.

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        16 hours ago

        No, that’s wrong. Here’s the correct saying: If wishes were horses than I horse you a wish cock up the ass.

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      1 day ago

      idk which hand you’d fill first doing that method, lmao

      It’s basically just a crass way to say “wishing is for suckers”

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        idk which hand you’d fill first doing that method

        Definitely the piss hand, unless your bowels are unwell.

        …is not a sentence I thought I’d be typing today 😄

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          13 hours ago

          Liquid is harder to hold tho, so I think it depends on how you (subjectively) define when your hand is “full”