It really is an irony that the only ones with enough motivation to assassinate him are such far-right extremists with the intellectual capacity of an ancient dog turd. Which also explains why none of them has been successful, I suppose.

Just imagine what someone with a single functioning brain cell might accomplish…

What am I saying? Literally every single person on the planet has been imagining that for at least a decade… including those with dog shit for brains, evidently

“When at first you don’t succeed, try try again”