architectonas@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days agoWhat is your favourite joke?message-squaremessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down11
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your favourite joke?architectonas@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·10 days agoTwo hunters walk in the woods when one of them just falls over, apparently dead. His friend calls the emergency services. Hunter: Help! my friend just fell over and died in the middle of the forest, what do I do? Emergency operator: Calm down sir. First you have to make sure that he is actually dead. A gunshot is heard. Hunter: Ok, now what?
Two hunters walk in the woods when one of them just falls over, apparently dead. His friend calls the emergency services.
Hunter: Help! my friend just fell over and died in the middle of the forest, what do I do?
Emergency operator: Calm down sir. First you have to make sure that he is actually dead.
A gunshot is heard.
Hunter: Ok, now what?