Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?

    • kindnesskills@literature.cafe
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      2 months ago

      To think… this is how I find out I’m a bad person lol.

      My thinking brain knows that happy sounds are better. But my feeling brain just says “nope, I’d rather hear their pain”.

      Not who I want to be, but here we are. Got some work to do.